My answers to David’s inane questions were:
It appears that I’m quite bored as well as I’m actually answering you…
2. Well it’s a secret.
3. Why would I stop believing in Santa? I’m sure he believes in me.
4. Favourite word? Hmmmm… because it sounds like it writes!
5. I’m going to scratch my head. Repeatedly.
C.’mon man ask some decent questions!